Westeros Wheneverly

A Lesbian and a Jew get Drunk on Game of Thrones thmeded Cocktails and talk circles about all things ASOIAF. Spoilers, Drinks, and Mayhem. All Men Must Drink!

#37 - S7E2 Stormborn

July 24th, 2017
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Tana and Dave discuss S7E2 and thats it. Unbelievably Tana still loves the show. Tonights drink is a favorite, and not terrible (Dave drank 3 glasses...so it must be tasty). What you can't see is Dave recorded this episode as bright red as a freshly boiled lobster....

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All Men Must Drink:

 

Euron’s YARA SMASH

Typically a smash is a cocktail made with muddled seasonal fresh fruit, simple syrup (if you’re into that sort of thing), booze (we are using rum, naturally) and served over crushed iced.

 

Bacardi Rum (If it’s good enough for Jorah, it’s good enough for us!)

Fresh Strawberries

Frozen Strawberries

Fresh Raspberries

Fresh squeezed lime juice

Simple Syrup

Mint from Tana’s Garden (which she forgot to bring!!)

Crushed ice

Garnish with a slice of strawberry (Or a whole strawberry if you are feeling fancy)

 

And if you are feeling brave, add a floater of Bacardi 151 Rum and light it on fire.

Because Euron SMASHED YARA with blood and FIRE!

(And OMG we have so much 151 left. Add it to our still full gallon of blue curacao. Geez.)

 

The trick to this cocktail is to make like Euron and SMASH the hell out of it!...Into your Westeros Wheneverly cocktail shaker. Violently muddle 3 hulled fresh strawberries, a handful of fresh raspberries, adding in 2 or 3 chopped frozen strawberries (chunked) 3 oz. of white rum (we are using Bacardi) 1 oz. fresh lime juice,  and crushed ice.

 

Shake like mad.

 

Pour into your favorite Game of Thrones glassware, garnish with a sprig of fresh mint from Tana’s garden (if you can remember it), and a whole (or slice) of fresh strawberry. And enjoy.

 

Marveling at how you could have ever thought Euron was going to deliver something as boring as a dragon-binder horn. Ha! What fools we were!