Westeros Wheneverly

A Lesbian and a Jew get Drunk on Game of Thrones thmeded Cocktails and talk circles about all things ASOIAF. Spoilers, Drinks, and Mayhem. All Men Must Drink!

Drinks 1 - 3

#3 - Arya Stark


2. oz Bacardi White Rum

1 oz. Simple Syrup

Sprig of mint (to taste)


1 oz. Club Soda

4 Lime Wedges

If you want the true Westeros Wheneverly experience, use a mashed potato masher as the muddler (since Dave has no true bartending equipment …yet).  Put mint sprig and lime wedge into a pint glass and muddle (which here means crush) Squeeze the juice of two more limes wedges into the glass. Then fill with ice and pour in the simple syrup and Rum, followed by the Club Soda. Garnish with lime wedge and contemplate the nature of the Stranger.


1 oz. Kahlua

1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream

Wanting to do a shot of black and white Tana brought over the darkest alcohol she owns, which happens to be Kahlua and for “white” we are using Bailey’s Irish Cream. Chill and shoot.

#2 - Stannis Still Stands a Chance


2 oz. Whiskey (Jameson)

4 oz. Pink Lemonade 


Pour ingredients over ice and stir. 

The light pink color should remind you of the flayed man of House Bolton, sworn enemy of the North.


1 oz. Whiskey (Jameson)

Chill and Shoot, duh.

#1 - Introductions



2 oz. Tequila

4 oz. Orange Juice (We use “Minute Maid Light Mango Passion Fruit Drink”)

1 tsp Grenadine 

Stir the Tequila and Mango Tango juice together then pour over ice into your pint glass (or if you want to be fancier than us (which isn’t hard) pour into a highball glass). Slowly pour in the grenadine, let settle and sip while watching the children at play in the Water Gardens, and plot the destruction of House Lannister.

Shot of the night?
1 oz. Tequila
Chill and Shoot
Now you are ready to start talking about A Song of Ice and Fire.