Westeros Wheneverly

A Lesbian and a Jew get Drunk on Game of Thrones thmeded Cocktails and talk circles about all things ASOIAF. Spoilers, Drinks, and Mayhem. All Men Must Drink!

#51 - The Bicameral Mind

April 20th, 2018
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We did it!!! We watched the whole first season before Season 2!!! Come listen as we get answers to some questions, WHERE IS GI JOE?, get more questions, and realize that Dave is Right...a bunch. Disect the Finale with us, and get ready for season 2!

 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Muddled Blackberries, Champagne of your choice!

#50 - The Well Tempered Clavier

April 18th, 2018
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Come to the Back woods, get your Clever, and join the Profun-dick jokes with Dave and Tana. We're already a couple Rum Poops in, so apologies for rambling while we talk about episode 9. The well Tempered Clavier.

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Rum Poop Punch, The Technically name is The Well Tempered Curacao;

Muddle/smash Fresh Pineapple

Add Some Orange Juice, Cherry-Cran, and a touch of Blue Curacao

Dump a Bottle of Coconut Liquer (we used Clement, Mahina Coco a French Caribbean liquer) In and serve over Crushed Ice. 

#49 - Trace Decay

April 18th, 2018
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Dave and Tana get busy with another Twofer, and Talk Episode 8 Trace Decay in this half. Its a blurry memory, but we get through it thanks to Tana's excellent notes. Tana, I kept distracted and only watching the show...Maybe I need better focus. 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Rum Poop Punch, The Technically name is The Well Tempered Curacao;

Muddle/smash Fresh Pineapple

Add Some Orange Juice, Cherry-Cran, and a touch of Blue Curacao

Dump a Bottle of Coconut Liquer (we used Clement, Mahina Coco a French Caribbean liquer) In and serve over Crushed Ice. 

#48 - Trompe l’Oeil

April 15th, 2018
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A trick, "No Micheal not a trick, and illusion". A design intended to create an illusion of a 3d object. That is what our episode/recap of S1E7 is all about. Everything would be what it isn't, and Dave and Tana are loopy. Giant Goblets of Mimosas, and deep thoughts about peacocking...how we didn't make dick jokes is a miracle.

 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Mimosas:

Equal Parts Orange Juice and Champagne with a splash of Cran Juice to brighten it up

#47 - The Adversary

April 15th, 2018
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Its SUNDAY SUNDAY FUNDAY, come on down and join Dave and Tana for bottomless mimosas. We give a treat, and cast a twofer (split) this half is episode 6 The Adversary. We talk about the Devil, The Maze, and the Vingear in Teddy's Soup. Becky was "Murdered" (WAS SHE?), Delos CEO Arrives, Teressa's a spy, Ford's Robot Family revealed, and Maeve gets an upgrade on this wild wild Westword Wheneverly!

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Mimosas:

Equal Parts Orange Juice and Champagne with a splash of Cran Juice to brighten it up

 

#46 - Contrapasso

April 3rd, 2018
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Dave and Tana discuss episode 5 entitled "Contrapasso". Stumping Dave, it means...listen to find out. We also go drink over the definitions of Dolores, Paraiah, and what the boy with the short pants might be. Guard Dog? Spy? Annoying little Shit? Listen to hear the all powerful Ford (Robert) interact with the man in black (and Dolores) and what that could mean. Cheers to the Woman in the White Shoes!

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Heaven, Hell, and Earth Bourbon Tea

-Equal Parts Cinnamon Whiskey and Wild Turkey

-Splash of Unsweentend Iced Tea

-Sprig of Mint

-Bourbon Gummy Bears

 

Chill,stir and pour over crushed ice (duh). Garnish with the Mint and Bourbon Gummy Bears...Cheers to the woman in the white shoes and enjoy!

#45 - Cognitive Dissonance

March 19th, 2018
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Scott Fitzgerald, admittedly a drunk (he had 4 booze-related breakdowns), once claimed that gin was undetectable on the breath. (Bullshit, Dave can easily detect its terrible taste) But he *ALSO* said “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.”

 This is from his “The Crack-Up” and the entire passage is worth repeating here:

 “Before I go on with this short history, let me make a general observation– the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.

One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.” –F. Scott Fitzgerald.

 Seen in the context of todays episode of WESTWORLD you can guess why Dave and Tana chose GIN as our booze of choice! Well, Tana chose it, and Dave just Drinks it.

"I wish this drink tasted like nothing to me"

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This Drink Tastes Like Nothing:

 

Gin

Lime

Sprig of Mint

Tonic

Crushed Ice

Quarter Limes, Squeeze it in, and spin yourself off!

#44 - The Stray

February 27th, 2018
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Dave and Tana continue to spin themselfs off by making choices of their very own. Do you like it hot? Do you like it Cold? Whiskey Straight? We don't judge. In this episode we define "marpiosa", play a few rounds of stump Dave, and break down the meaty, juicy, chewy, philosophical nut that is conciousness. 

 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

The Rum ChaiLatte:

 

Chai Tea (Hot or Cold)

Rumchata

Bourbon 

 

#43 - Chestnut

February 22nd, 2018
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According to the Cambridge dictionary an “OLD CHESTNUT” is: a subject, idea, or joke that has been discussed or repeated so often that it is not funny any more.

 

Repeated so often that it is not funny any more?..."Boobies"

You know, I’d say that explains rather a lot about this here second episode.

*spits into a spittoon*

 

Join Dave and Tana as they geek out, sip their Old Fashioned, and define yet other words (Bespoke) while pondering the great mysteries of what it means to be real.

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Old Fashioned with Sassparilla and Sorgham Bitters

 

#42 - The Original - Westworld Wheneverly

February 16th, 2018
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Dave and Tana are back, and they are spinning themselves off!! This time they are in a different West-World....in fact, they are in Westworld!!! We attempt to be smart about the New HBO Phenom Westworld, while we drink and ramble on.

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This Drink Looks Like Nothing:

 

Craft Beer of Your Choosing

 

Shot of Walker Black Label....The Man in Black Label!