Westeros Wheneverly

A Lesbian and a Jew get Drunk on Game of Thrones thmeded Cocktails and talk circles about all things ASOIAF. Spoilers, Drinks, and Mayhem. All Men Must Drink!

#55 - Riddle of the Sphinx

May 15th, 2018
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Here is the real jucy cortical fluid. Season 2 Episode 4 "Riddle of the sphinx" has us asking the important questions. WHAT THE HELL is Delos doing? Seriously, what are they up to? Will we ever see Logan again? (Tana really likes this dude...must be a comic book thing...snikt) We get a little lost in the bunker, but Closet Case returns and sets us straight.

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Johnnie Walker Black served over a Big Ball of ice.

#54 - Virtu e Fortuna

May 15th, 2018
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Dave and Tana do a quick Recap of Episode 3, Virtu e Fortuna. The Really good stuff happens in next episode...so listen to this cast, then listen to the next! Fort Hopeless Hope is on the Local Area Network Network, and Dolores is boring us...

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Johnnie Walker Black Served with a Giant Ice Ball (Tana put her balls in my cup)

#53 - Reunion

May 7th, 2018
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Dave and Tana return for a twofer, Tequila Sunrises in hand to discuss the Reunion. Dolores may not belive in dreams, but she looks like one in that Black dress. Logan drinks to the end of humanity (what happens to that guy?), and Tana wonders if Maeve and Hector mirror Dolores and Teddy (William says everyone wants to look in a mirror).

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Tequila from a tiny water bottle searved with orange Juice and some Grenadine!

#52 - Journey Into Night

May 7th, 2018
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Tana and Dave Take a Journey into Night...while drinking Tequila Sunrises, because the sun never sets on a badass. Join us for this Season Opener, for the Season 2 Opener. We talk Dual Timelines, Is this Bernard or Arnold, and play a little Stump Dave.

 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Tequila Sunrise, served over crushed Ice!

 

#51 - The Bicameral Mind

April 20th, 2018
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We did it!!! We watched the whole first season before Season 2!!! Come listen as we get answers to some questions, WHERE IS GI JOE?, get more questions, and realize that Dave is Right...a bunch. Disect the Finale with us, and get ready for season 2!

 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Muddled Blackberries, Champagne of your choice!

#50 - The Well Tempered Clavier

April 18th, 2018
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Come to the Back woods, get your Clever, and join the Profun-dick jokes with Dave and Tana. We're already a couple Rum Poops in, so apologies for rambling while we talk about episode 9. The well Tempered Clavier.

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Rum Poop Punch, The Technically name is The Well Tempered Curacao;

Muddle/smash Fresh Pineapple

Add Some Orange Juice, Cherry-Cran, and a touch of Blue Curacao

Dump a Bottle of Coconut Liquer (we used Clement, Mahina Coco a French Caribbean liquer) In and serve over Crushed Ice. 

#49 - Trace Decay

April 18th, 2018
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Dave and Tana get busy with another Twofer, and Talk Episode 8 Trace Decay in this half. Its a blurry memory, but we get through it thanks to Tana's excellent notes. Tana, I kept distracted and only watching the show...Maybe I need better focus. 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Rum Poop Punch, The Technically name is The Well Tempered Curacao;

Muddle/smash Fresh Pineapple

Add Some Orange Juice, Cherry-Cran, and a touch of Blue Curacao

Dump a Bottle of Coconut Liquer (we used Clement, Mahina Coco a French Caribbean liquer) In and serve over Crushed Ice. 

#48 - Trompe l’Oeil

April 15th, 2018
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A trick, "No Micheal not a trick, and illusion". A design intended to create an illusion of a 3d object. That is what our episode/recap of S1E7 is all about. Everything would be what it isn't, and Dave and Tana are loopy. Giant Goblets of Mimosas, and deep thoughts about peacocking...how we didn't make dick jokes is a miracle.

 

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Mimosas:

Equal Parts Orange Juice and Champagne with a splash of Cran Juice to brighten it up

#47 - The Adversary

April 15th, 2018
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Its SUNDAY SUNDAY FUNDAY, come on down and join Dave and Tana for bottomless mimosas. We give a treat, and cast a twofer (split) this half is episode 6 The Adversary. We talk about the Devil, The Maze, and the Vingear in Teddy's Soup. Becky was "Murdered" (WAS SHE?), Delos CEO Arrives, Teressa's a spy, Ford's Robot Family revealed, and Maeve gets an upgrade on this wild wild Westword Wheneverly!

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

Mimosas:

Equal Parts Orange Juice and Champagne with a splash of Cran Juice to brighten it up

 

#46 - Contrapasso

April 3rd, 2018
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Dave and Tana discuss episode 5 entitled "Contrapasso". Stumping Dave, it means...listen to find out. We also go drink over the definitions of Dolores, Paraiah, and what the boy with the short pants might be. Guard Dog? Spy? Annoying little Shit? Listen to hear the all powerful Ford (Robert) interact with the man in black (and Dolores) and what that could mean. Cheers to the Woman in the White Shoes!

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This Drink Looks like Nothing:

 

Heaven, Hell, and Earth Bourbon Tea

-Equal Parts Cinnamon Whiskey and Wild Turkey

-Splash of Unsweentend Iced Tea

-Sprig of Mint

-Bourbon Gummy Bears

 

Chill,stir and pour over crushed ice (duh). Garnish with the Mint and Bourbon Gummy Bears...Cheers to the woman in the white shoes and enjoy!