Westeros Wheneverly

A Lesbian and a Jew get Drunk on Game of Thrones thmeded Cocktails and talk circles about all things ASOIAF. Spoilers, Drinks, and Mayhem. All Men Must Drink!

#29 The Faith

July 13th, 2016
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Dave and Tana reunite after two weeks of heartbreaking separation to discuss, with their most indepth analysis (haha anal) of "The Faith". Some might say distracted disgusting sometimes divine dialog, but we like to think its more...drunken debauchery. Join us and drink some 7 pointed stars.

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All men Must Drink:

7 - Pointed Stars:

Mother - Crystal Light
Smith - Hand Crafted Ginger Cider (Thanks Scott)
Maiden - Cherry Bacardi
Father - Vodka
Warrior - Grenadine (Blood)
Crone - Aged Premium Barrel, Captain Morgan Private Stock
Stranger - Dash of Blue Curacao
Belated Birthday Shots:

Vanilla Vodka 1oz
Rumchata 1/2oz
Grenadine to Taste

See PowerPoint Below:

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#28 Good Morning Westeros

July 1st, 2016
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Good Morning Westeros, Dave and Tana Take on the Internet with a remote cast for the first time....Spoilers, we sound great, and can now successfully have remote guests. ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Tana and Dave talk through the Season 6 Finale "The Winds of Winter" and enjoy general ASOIAF Talk. 

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To Play along at home, make some coffee or Ice Water, feel free to spike with whatever you want!
#allmenmustdrink

#27 - Mormonts, Krakens, and the Crows Eye…OH MY!

June 6th, 2016
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Dave and Tana Drink Wroth of the Storm God, talk S6E7, the new Forsaken Chapter #Balticon. Two rounds of stump Dave...lighting rounds...of which Dave failed.

 
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The Crow's Eye Shot
 
Drop a bright red maraschino cherry into your Game of Thrones themed shot glass, pour in (chilled) Captain Morgan's Private Stock, a little bit of Cola, and top with Bacardi 151 floater.
Set the floater on fire and marvel at how perfect the flaming Crow's Eyes crown is!
 
Blow out the flame (Do not forget that part!) 
 
And shoot the shot! 
Cherry and all. 
Remember "What is dead may never die..."

ALL MEN MUST DRINK

 

Wroth of the Storm God
 
Captain Morgan Private Stock 
Cola
Lime (We did not have limes today)
 
Pour the rum over ice, top off with coke and sip to your black heart's delight.
Then "rise again, harder and stronger."
 
 

#26 The False Spring

May 31st, 2016
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Dave and Tana Discuss Episode 6 "Blood of My Blood", then get straight back to the books, with some recap and talk about the False Spring, and R+L. Dave gets semi-stumped, and absolutely gets drunk.

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False Spring and Tonics

Tana's great idea to have Dave hate the drink and request another (False Spring! Get it?) was totally thwarted when Dave decided he actually likes Gin and Tonics, which, when Tana thinks about it, should have been no surprise at all really. She even had Vodka Tonics at the ready. For those of you who don't like gin, or perhaps who simply love vodka, have at it!  


2oz Bombay Sapphire Gin
Loads of ice
Tonic
2 slices of Tana's homegrown dwarf limes 
(Take a million years to deseed these limes, as they have one billion seeds in every slice. Who knew?)
Rim the edge of your THREE EYED RAVEN glasses with the juice of one of the lime wedges

and ENJOY!

#AllMenMustDrink

For the pregame shot we did Birddog Kentucky Bourbon Apple whiskey and straight Kentucky whiskey mixed together, chilled, (to cut the sweetness) and enjoyed. They reminded us of all our false springs of the past. To Lyanna, that boyish mystery maid! CHEERS! 

#25 - Honor to Hodor

May 26th, 2016
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Dave and Tana talk Hodor while drinking wine Take 2. The first cast on the new Studio Equipment, mixer, mics, and even direct injection of sound clips!! We take a trip down the space time continuum to talk and pay homage to a lost friend. Roy Dotrice reads the Bastard Letter. Tana discusses the upside down pink triangle, and nazis all while nibbling sharktoots. Occasional Guitar solos to keep suzi at bay.

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All Men Must Drink:

1 Bottle Gabbiano Chianti Classico

#24 The Great Northern Conspiracy

May 12th, 2016
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Dave makes some truly excellent Pina Coladas, and Tana blows his mind with the Great Northern Conspiracy. Obviously some show talk to start us off (basically the first hour), and high school story from Dave. Two rounds of stump Dave, and a minor interruption by housemates round out the episode. Westeros Wheneverly supports being kind to your teachers even if they are Mrs. Krabapples.

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All Men Must Drink!
King Robb Coladas
3 parts Pineapple Juice

1 part Coconut Milk

2 parts Malibu Coconut Rum
Blended with copious amounts of ice and served with a wedge of fresh pineapple stuck on the rim of the glass that falls off if you are Dave and then he gets sad about it. But we had more! Also Marachino cherries. And Tana will try to say nice things about the show but really, guys, it's hard. 
#phrasing

#23 Jamie Lannister

May 4th, 2016
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Tana forces Dave to drink some Kahlua based drinks and he only complains a little. (In fact, he seems to prefer the Kahlua!) The cast starts off with a brief synopsis of our favorite parts of Season 6 Episode 2 "Home" and then hits Jamie Hard...well he hits us hard with his epic dream sequence."In this light a beauty, In this light a Knight"....a White Knight that is.

 Rhaegar makes a cameo all shrouded in white and we ramble on a bit, as ever. 
Mix up those cocktails and join us! Golden hands and all. 
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SOILED KNIGHTS
essentially a black russian:

equal parts 
Kahlua
Vanilla Vodka
over lots of ice. 
Shake up some more vanilla vodka, whole milk (gross!) over more ice and serve slowly in your Black Russian rocks glass to whiten your True Knight status. 

WARNING: Being a soiled knight is, in fact, sweeter.
For a shot we did Rumchata and Jack Daniel's Cinnamon Whiskey equal parts shaken on ice and poured ice cold. If you are Dave, congratulate yourself my friend, as this is you at your creative finest.
ALL MEN MUST DRINK! 

#22 The Red Woman

April 29th, 2016
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Dave gets a little Loopy, and Tana gets to play a new exciting game show, Feud of Thrones! Quick recap of the S06E01 and little history on who we think Melisandre is...We discuss the Fan Theory that Bloodraven + Shiera Seastar = Melisandre. Audio Clips, many glasses of Shade of the Evening, and some Albino Bloodravens round this episode out.

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ALL MEN MUST DRINK

Shade of the Evening

3 parts red wine (Bota Box Cab Sav) 
2 parts Blue Curacao
2 parts Homemade Cider from Dave's friend Scott (You can use any sweet cider)
Serve over lots of ice and get ready to not remember a thing about what you were just saying. Then forget that YOU REMEMBERED TO FINISH THAT ART YOU PROMISED PEOPLE MONTHS AGO! But it's all okay in the end.
Do a couple of Albino Bloodraven shots (filled with Disaronno) and play FEUD of THRONES AGAIN!!
ALL MEN MUST DRINK! 
P.S... Tana Keeps her promise to The winners of our first Contest...Radio Westeros:

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#21 - Azor A’Hell No

April 19th, 2016
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Tana and Dave drunkenly discuss the ideas from "The Bloodstone Compendium" and touch upon how George is going to end the world.....uh...the books. Azor Ahai is both Villain and Hero, as we judge people by their shadow birthing, baby burning, murderous friends.


MUST READ/MUST LISTEN

https://lucifermeanslightbringer.wordpress.com/  The Bloodstone Compendium

This 3 part podcast series is where all of the ideas Tana and Dave attempt to tackle in this week’s installment of Westeros Wheneverly stem from. LML has done tremendous work and you should do your nerdy self a favor a favor and go check out his in-depth, wonderful analysis of ASOIAF.

 

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MOON TEA

½ oz Vodka

½ oz Gin

½ oz Tequila

½ oz Light Rum

½ oz Triple Sec

½ oz fresh lemon juice (okay, we used the kind from the yellow lemon bottle, but if you can use fresh, use fresh)

1 tsp. sugar

Cold Cola

Wedge of lemon (or lime) (Tana prefers lime)

 

Not actually tea, and not actually containing any tea this is a cocktail whose numerous ingredients combine to trick the taste buds into thinking it is something else. Though we have no idea what ASOIAF Moon Tea might taste like (What’s a Tansy taste like? What about Pennyroyal?) We figured Long Island Moon Tea would be the next best thing.

 

SHOTS of MOON BLOOD

 

Hollow out one over ripe strawberry to use as an edible shot cup. Rim with sea salt.

Shake the tequila, lime juice, gin and triple sec together over ice and pour into the hollowed out strawberry.  Say your prayers then toss the whole concoction into your mouth and chew. That salty, metallic, blood-tasting sweetness means you are officially a woman now. Welcome.

#20 - Old Nan - Nedard 40 Hands

March 30th, 2016
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Dave and Tana play a game of "Neddard 40 Hand" reminisce about college drinking games, and talk about Tana's unsubstantiated theory about Old Nan!

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To Play you will need duct tape, and a 40oz alcoholic beverage, 9%abv or above

Thats it, just duct tape that fucker to your hand and you are ready to play. Remember, you can't remove the bottle until it is absolutely empty....warm frothy alcohol and all.